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| 20 Nigerian Jokes That Will Crack Your Ribs |
1. If he is stingy my sister always be on your period, as a matter of fact, just become the woman with the issue of blood.
2. You cannot be dating my sister Nancy & her best friend at the same time, my brother stop confusing thunder
3. My baby told me to show more interest in their family, now am dating her sister.
4. Guys please stop asking girls, if they have boyfriend or not, just take her out spoil her day with gifts, buy her expensive food at ShopRite, crack her some jokes & make her feel special then allow her to decide if she is single or not.
5. Most Nigerian guys cannot swim, what they do is, they full their arms & move round the river like external invigilators.
6. Falling in love with a married man is romantic until he save your name as engine oil.
7. Some girl love sugar daddies, even in heaven you will still find them hanging around father Abraham.
8. Guys self, their mata don taya me a guy will wear 1 boxer 4 1 week, then remove it, you will think he want to wash it, he will keep it for 4 days & start wearing it again.
9. No one can cheat more than a girl that looks like her father.
10. We are not against you bleaching until you shine brighter than your future, the problem is that, fanta face, coca cola legs, blue skin and bloody hands.
11. She called me sugar & I called her groundnuts and she blocked me, what did I even do? I taught we wanted to soak garri.
12. I think garri should be added inside first Aids box, is been long that it has been saving lives.
3. My baby told me to show more interest in their family, now am dating her sister.
4. Guys please stop asking girls, if they have boyfriend or not, just take her out spoil her day with gifts, buy her expensive food at ShopRite, crack her some jokes & make her feel special then allow her to decide if she is single or not.
5. Most Nigerian guys cannot swim, what they do is, they full their arms & move round the river like external invigilators.
6. Falling in love with a married man is romantic until he save your name as engine oil.
7. Some girl love sugar daddies, even in heaven you will still find them hanging around father Abraham.
8. Guys self, their mata don taya me a guy will wear 1 boxer 4 1 week, then remove it, you will think he want to wash it, he will keep it for 4 days & start wearing it again.
9. No one can cheat more than a girl that looks like her father.
10. We are not against you bleaching until you shine brighter than your future, the problem is that, fanta face, coca cola legs, blue skin and bloody hands.
11. She called me sugar & I called her groundnuts and she blocked me, what did I even do? I taught we wanted to soak garri.
12. I think garri should be added inside first Aids box, is been long that it has been saving lives.
13. If you think nothing last long, try Hausa perfume, you will believe that portion of the bible that says, and his mercies endureth forever.
14. She blocked me, I called her & pleaded on her to unblock me & she did, after few days I block her, we block girls, girls don’t block us.
15. My brother, she dumped you that time because you were poor, don’t worry go back to her now that you are rich, tell her you want to renovate their house, bring down everything and disappear.
16. Ghana & their over sabi English, which one be na dem de rash es?
17. The reason why most pretty girls are still single is that everyone think they have boyfriends already.
18. My wife was teaching me english
My wife: I love u. Which tense is that?
Me: Pass tense.
She started fighting me I wonder what I have done.
19. Fat girls don’t always spread their pants outside because they look like parachute.
20. Disgrace, is when u are sleeping at your guys place, and dream you were in the labour room giving birth, & when u wake up boom you discover that u have given birth to a bouncing shit, my sis your village people have succeeded.
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