Top 39 Nigerian Jokes That Will Crack Your Ribs.

Top 39 Nigerian Jokes That Will Crack Your Ribs.

1 One Hausa man in my compound wished an Igbo man happy independent....... brethren, ever since we've been separating fight ooh, so happy independent to whom it may concern

2 All those guys that refused to wear socks when they were in school are now the people wearing sock with palm from one street to another is alright, continue!

3 Bros, if you were not planning on getting married but all of a sudden marriage begin hungry, no worry, it just that your pictures has gotten to Shiloh, prayer mountain and deliverance services .....girls eh

4 Some times, after reading my jokes, I began to wonder whether I have sense at all

5 My side chick said that I should dump my main chick for her aunty, would you replace your fridge with a cupboard

6 The way Nigerian girls run from one man to another ehhhhh, even if you decide to cut their legs, they will still crawl yeeeee, who is chasing me

7 I think weed is not meant for me,I mean!!! I am tired of introducing my mother to my father
 

8 If your mom never throws slippers or broom at you, that means you lack home training me wey don received Eba stick beating tire
 

9 I don't know who needs to hear this ooo, but people should stop smelling their armpit to decide whether to bath or not again ooo bros, stop beating me nah
 

10 I just finished smoking cocaine mixed with weed and i feel so super phychological infringementally hypothetical infrances stabilizing my medulla in the process of co-baiting the indigenous prolongamental mulesistically #saynotoweed
 

11 In every classroom, there is a student that once he visits your desk, boom!!!! Biro gone missing... Don't argue, we ain't mate
 

12 If a Nepa man dates a Nepa woman, their relationship is called CURRENT AFFAIR clap for me nah, I go school
 

13 American burial: may his soul rest in peace
      Nigerian burial: madam, no push me inside grave ooooo, the rice go reach everybody #naija I hail ooo
 

14 The population of brown skin girls has increased from 21% to 95% since wizkid and Beyonce release the track
 

15 Joking apart!!!! Do you know that Jesus never went to the UNIVERSITY but the CAPACITY of His MENTALITY supersedes that of the professors even at their CONFORMITY, at the made mention of God's IDENTITY, PRINCIPALITIES are in PERPLEXITIES, despite the DENSITIES of Jesus' RESPONSIBILITIES, no vacancy for IMPOSSIBILITIES the fact that I post jokes doesn't mean that I don't worship the God that created heaven and earth, so join me lets worship this Almighty God......
 

16 She told me that arguing is a WEST of time, and I replied her that it's NORTH true she can't confuse me with English
 

17 Teacher: Emma, mention 10 wild animals
        Me: 5lion and 5tiger...........(she is escorting me outside the class, is like she want to give me award)
 

18 All those house wife that turn old stew into jellof rice hardly forgive their husband of any wrong the do!!!!!! Don't argue, am a researcher
 

19 Happy Nigerian independent, no matter what, we Nigerian are the best in the world i pledged to Nigeria my country, to be faithful, loyal and honest, to serve Nigeria with all my strength, to be a good and loyal citizen and above all, so help me God Amen all hail our past and fallen heroes
 

20 Nigerian officers will be like SHUT UP AND START TALKING pleases, how lemme run ooo before they arrest me
 

21 Am at a car dealer shop now ooo, please should I snap with Benz or Toyota Venza 

22 I said we should meet in front of the restaurant and you are already inside reading the food menu, mbok, read finish and come and meet me outside I hate nonsense

 

23 Men like sex!! Men like sex!!!! So Portipha's wife that wanted to rape Joseph, Biko, Na man she be? no aunty, answer nahhhh
 

24 Neighbor: Emma, I heard you worked at the bakery but you never brought bread home!!!!
     Me: so, your sister that works at the airport, has she brought aeroplane home???, or has your mom that is working at the mortuary ever brought dead bodies home  rubbish
 

25 My rent has expired since last month and my landlord has been sending me pictures of homeless people on WhatsApp can you imagine this man
 

26 Relationship stress nowadays can make you kill mosquito with hammer or arrows if you're a victim, u can relate
 

27 Dear ladies, please hold your boyfriend tight ooo, cause SS3 student just finished writing WAEC a word is a enough for the wise
 

28 At age 21, I made 5m per week, how did I do it? Very simple, if you can think you can achieve it ! Motivational speakers, walahi, na God go kill you there
 

29 Letter to the heart❤️!!!! Dear heart, your duty is to pump blood, so please stop falling in love
 

30 Ogbono soup will be tasting saltless, but just add small salt, boom!!! Lots wife
 

31 Who else grew up thinking that Satan lives underground, you remember, right!!! My dear, that was when your stupidity started jesu, who stoned me
 

32 I was at the motor pack about to travel, when our motor was about taking-off, one lady started preaching this topic BE PREPARED TO MEET GOD........hmmmmm, na so I jejely came down oooo, aunty, weldone ma
 

33 The silence by Liverpool fans on Facebook is proudly sponsored by FC Barcelona with the support of Luis Suarez and Lionel Messi
 

34 You will buy coil to kill mosquito and they will smoke it like SHISHA, then come to your ears and start singing "wetin you gain oooo, wetin you gain, if you kill us wetin you gain oo, wetin you gain"
 

35 If you are dating a pretty girl, just know that at least minimum of 3 guys try their luck daily, which means 21 guys per week, 84 guys per month and 1008 guys per year! So ladies, tell me, can you say NO for 1008 times
 

35 If you see groups of girls discussing about sex, just check closely, it the short girl among them that brought up the discussion short people like sex.....you're free to argue with your ancestors
 

36 WhatsApp group caught fire  yesterday, so let us be careful here on Facebook, before closing, make sure that you switched off all the electrical appliances Emma,the comedian with swags and anointing
 

37 Scientist has proven that short people can commit suicide just by jumping off their bed
 

38 She was my crush until she posted NOBODY NOISE TOMORROW instead of NOBODY NOSE TOMMOROW
 

39 Igbo women will never stop surprising me, which one is EMEKA, LOWER THE TV VOLUME, I WANT TO TASTE THE SOUP chineke, who knock me.

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